Tommy Donbavand

My son, Arran, arrived home from school today proudly wearing a sticker for ‘excellent writing’ (so, he’s got himself a writing award before I have, eh…?)

I asked what his piece was about, and he explained that he’d written the story of Easter, including the Last Supper, Garden of Gethsemane, etc. I commented that it was a good topic to pick, as it comes with a built-in big ending.

“That’s right,” says Arran. “Jesus was juicified!”

I probably shouldn’t have been taking a mouthful of hot tea at that exact moment…

Tommy

(Jebus, (c) Homer Simpson)