What should have been a pleasant trip to the Lincoln Book Festival took a terrifying turn for the worse yesterday – when the monsters of Trapped By Monsters fame paraded four of their authors – myself included – in front of a baying audience to see which one would be devoured at the end of the event.
Watched by our gruesome guardian, Simon (don’t let the name fool you – he’s one of the meanest monsters of them all!), myself, Ali Sparkes, Sam Enthoven and Mark Robson were forced to take part in a series of humiliating games and activities – as you can see from these highly embarrassing images…
After an hour of this torture, the audience cast their vote – and chose Ali Sparkes to be the next item on the menu for one fortunate fiend (phew!) She’ll be back when she’s passed through the monster’s digestive system and emerged at the other end…
Thank you for not choosing me!
Tommy
